Hulk's (Not So) Day Off

Life was tough, being the Incredible Hulk. He had had a tiring week (as per normal), but today was his day off. Walking the dog had always been one of Hulk’s favourite things to do on a Sunday. He could totally relax and put to the back of his mind all of the things that had made him feel stressed during the week. For years, Hulk had struggled to control his fierce temper and extraordinary strength, but very often things would still go badly wrong. On one occasion, he had become so angry with the traffic lights on his way to work that he had completely crushed the steering wheel. On another, he had punched a hole in the side of his house when trying to swat a fly! Just the other day, Hulk had stumped his toe on the corner of his bed, so had thrown his bed out of the window where it landed on top of next door’s car… Today he was going to try his very best to not find himself in any embarrassing situations… Hulk started wondering about what Iron Man A.K.A Tony Stark said to him. “Hulk, you gotta learn to control yourself” No not that! “We will work on an antidote to turn you human” Suddenly Hulk’s dog started barking and saw green lightning coming out of some bushes. He went closer and out of the bush came… DOCTOR VICTOR VON DOOM. Hulk got angry and let loose the leash for Hulk Jr and went over to Doom. They had an ultimate 1on1 battle. After the cool and awesome battle, Doctor Doom ran away. Hulk laughed. He decided to go back home. Hulk got his Mega-phone and called Tony. He picked up right away. “What's up Hulk?” “Well Hulk need antidote to become human.” “Right come to the Helicarrier and we will sort things out.” Tony ended the call. Hulk went outside and jumped all the way to the Helicarrier. “Oh you’re here already. Come with me” He followed Tony into the lab and saw some glowing green stuff coming out of a tube. Tony grabbed it and motioned to Hulk to drink it. “Is Tony sure this safe?” “Yeah it’s fine.” Hulk shrugged and drinked it. Tony hid behind a cart. Hulk wondered why but as he was he did a GINORMOUS burp. Tony laughed as he came out of hiding. “Now you need to be calm- “HULK SMAAASH” Hulk smashed a vase and some glass. *Sighhh* “You need to be calm to turn into a human.” “GRAHH FINE!” Suddenly Hulk started to turn into a human and he lay on the ground. “Hulk? Tony said. Who’s Hulk? Bruce Banner (Hulk’s real name) had forgotten what his name was! Long story short Bruce ended up running away and Tony had to buy 24 computers for S.H.I.E.L.D as Hulk had broken them all.